Fanny Packs

    Its that time of year. The smell of silly string and paint fills the air. They stand in the hallway, giggling as they plot the downfall of peace and order. Nothing is sacred.
               
                                Yes, its the end of the year. Its time for senior pranks.
 
     Due to an unfortunate incident involving life crickets and some form of Nerf-gun-hunger-games, Keller Independent School District is pretty adamant that there will be no tom-foolery this time around. Lockers are to be cleaned out this week. There will be security cameras and even police stationed around the campuses.Anyone who participates will not be allowed to go to graduation. And most irritating of all, there will be no backpacks. For anyone. At all.
 
      Surely hand carrying everything you own is a small price to pay for giving peace and quiet to the handful of poor souls who still have work to do the last week of school, right? No one will really care...

        You know, excluding the 3/4 of the school who are actually incapable of pulling a senior prank. Because they're not seniors.
                             Seriously.
 
       The reasoning is the under class men could help the seniors by smuggling in supplies like some kind of underground silly string ring. But honestly, they don't need help. There is nothing anyone can do to stop the whole senior class from just breaking out into a flash mob next week if they really want to. Bless them for it really, the last week of school is pretty pointless after exams. I'm really expecting something extra-clever from this years group,not for them to give up because they might not be able to walk across a stage dramatically in a ridiculous gown for their parents. Maybe they can all get kicked out of graduation together and organize something that isn't a total snooze fest. If it gets me out of having to go over and sing the national anthem with choir, I'll bring the tacos.
    

Until them, I guess we all will just have to deal with the rules set in place to help the administrators feel like they accomplished something.

 If you have any tales of senior hi-jinks, put them in the comments bellow or email me (thedrewcomplex@gmail.com) 

As for me I'm  going to try and find a fanny pack so I'm not wobbling down the hallway slowly losing every pencil I own.
Wish me luck
xDrew